“‘I'm Not Hungry' or ‘You Pick…But Not There or There'”
“Funny, my wife thinks I'm the one that can't decide, but I'll list off places in order of preference and she'll just keep saying no until I guess what she wants.
“Had an ex who got preemptively mad at me when one of her friends was gonna stay with us for a few weeks because she just “knew” that I was gonna cheat with her friend.